Why Did You Make My Mommy Chubby
by Simeon Koh
Why did You make my mommy chubby?
For when you’re tired and need more than just a pillow.
Why did You make my dad so old?
So you can learn a thing or two from the ancient fellow.
Why did You make my sister so unorganized?
To calm thy OCDness a bit mellow.
Why did You make me such a malcontent?
So you’ll come to Me everyday and say hello.