Today’s Art of Manliness assignment was to update your resume.  This was perhaps the easiest and least exciting assignment thus far.  As a recent graduate from college, I have a resume that was updated a few weeks ago, and nothing resume-add-worthy has come up since.

So this was going to be a really boring blog post…

…NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!

Actually… I just learned that it’s impossible to write anything interesting around the topic of resumes.  I tried writing acrostic poems, short stories, but I can’t do it.

Remembered are the stories

Everybody wants to hear

Stories of heroism, war, laughter,

Urine, feces, and gaseous wastes

Materialism, mammary glands, mastication of mammal muscles

Everybody wants to hear

Stories of yesterday and tomorrow.

 

Simeon Koh

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